bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

(via somethingkristenthiswaycomes)

hatfullofsky:

You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games and lusting after men with beards 

(Source: geogonpal1, via sassyandcantbetamed228)

"and uh yeah"

every student at the end of their presentation (via sassykardashian)

(via somethingkristenthiswaycomes)

virare:

the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke

(via somethingkristenthiswaycomes)

gaytiers:

when people walk really slowly in front of me and then stop in the middle of the hallway to talk to somebody

image

(via somethingkristenthiswaycomes)

egberts:

snacklemore:

egberts:

my life in one picture

image

there is no picture

i have no life

(via somethingkristenthiswaycomes)

lazycookies:

*rubs eyes*

*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*

*scREAMS*

(Source: tachibonbons, via somethingkristenthiswaycomes)

slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

(via somethingkristenthiswaycomes)