sexual orientation: musicians

(via spoken-not-written)


"black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth

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  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance


*swallows a watermelon seed* *thinks about that episode of Rugrats*

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