paradisaic:

paradisaic:

when you’re a two-dimensional dog just trying to have fun at a three-dimensional playground

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definitely in the Top 10 dumbest posts made by me

(via breast-milk-cheese)

the-game-is-never-over-johnw:

"The character can’t die if the book is told in their point of view!!"

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(Source: mylifeinyourhandsameliapond, via breast-milk-cheese)

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(via spoken-not-written)

madsdanishpastry:

when people insult lord of the rings in front of me

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(via spoken-not-written)

cadburycreamcoolator:

let-it-fucking-be:

cadburycreamcoolator:

american people who use british slang

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We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)

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(via spoken-not-written)